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Gileh

The NSFW Great "I'll Be in my Bunk" Thread!

Okay here's the idea.
Here is where we post anything that well
makes us feel funny in our tummy. In that dirty weird way that only happens because we are such awful, despicable geeks. Yes we are what Warren Ellis mocks and this is what gets us off.
Liek DIS:


or anything that induces a geekgasm like maybe:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/98001230@N00/583260217/
fer example.

Rules?
1. Yeah nothing outright pornographic. COS DAT'S CHEATING and probably against all sorts of forum rules.
2. No misogyny. If you don't know what that means eff off to wikipedia and expand your tiny little mind with the dangerously addictive substance called knowledge.
4. A share of the winnings from the sweepstakes on how long it takes Paz to delete this goes to me and my marvelous flying machine. It has bells you know.
paz

Put me down for '29 minutes' in the sweepstake...

Cool
metagaia

Well, my geekgasm would be from this:


Oh I with the tiny mind, woe is me.  But I do not follow thine greatness oh glorious Gileh; how does rule 4 follow rule 3?  Razz

I go for 10 posts in the sweepstake.
Gileh

http://mytechnologyworld9.blogspo...st-lego-minifigs-of-all-time.html  Medieval Town Woman, Halfway down



Bloody hell.

And also I found this:
http://www.labyrinthmasquerade.com/tickets.php
Woefully transatlantic, the whole concept my have you fanning yourself, sights like these, being especially phwoarsome:





This one had me reaching for the smelling salts and loosening my girdle:



The things we miss out on.
Shaphron

I admire the craftmanship in those costumes - they look like fantastic costumes, but I don't see how they owuld make me feel "funny in my tummy". Sorry.  Smile
Gileh

Shaphron wrote:
I don't see how they owuld make me feel "funny in my tummy". Sorry.  Smile


And you call yourself a geek...

Wait, you do call yourself a geek, don't you?

Hmm perhaps the stated objective of this thread should be 'to paraphilias what paraphilias are to normal people".
Embrace the weird thoughts
Flow with the go.
metagaia

Gileh wrote:
And you call yourself a geek...

Wait, you do call yourself a geek, don't you?

Hmm perhaps the stated objective of this thread should be 'to paraphilias what paraphilias are to normal people".
Embrace the weird thoughts
Flow with the go.

Beware!  That way lies the kingdom of the Furries...  Shocked
Gileh

metagaia wrote:
Beware!  That way lies the kingdom of the Furries...  Shocked



Soon your journey towards the dark side will be complete!
dedindahed

The world needs furries, they give LARPers someone to look down on.
Haxar

By that logic, eventually, the world needs republicans. Not good logic.
Gileh

I'm not hearing geekgasms people!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUQbmFAE5WI

Geekgasms people, geekgasms!!
Kamikazegerbil

Re: I'm not hearing geekgasms people!

Gileh wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUQbmFAE5WI

Geekgasms people, geekgasms!!


So what? Sherlock Holmes is a 19th century James Bond now? Sorry but I don't like that one bit.
Gileh

Ftrom http://phantasmagoracy.livejournal.com/

Quote:
From The Return of Sherlock Holmes:
"I walked along the pathway, Moriarty still at my heels. When I reached the end I stood at bay. He drew no weapon, but he rushed at me and threw his long arms around me. He knew that his own game was up, and was only anxious to revenge himself upon me. We tottered together upon the brink of the fall. I have some knowledge, however, of baritsu, or the Japanese system of wrestling, which has more than once been very useful to me. I slipped through his grip, and he with a horrible scream kicked madly for a few seconds and clawed the air with both his hands. But for all his efforts he could not get his balance, and over he went. With my face over the brink I saw him fall for a long way. Then he struck a rock, bounded off, and splashed into the water."

Martial arts at the edge of a waterfall? That's an action sequence worthy of any Hollywood action movie. The Sherlock Holmes stories are fast-paced action mystery stories; Holmes himself is brilliant, eccentric, and kind of sketchy. I didn't see anything in that trailer that wasn't faithful to the tone of either the character or the books. Yes, it contains more nudity than Doyle's stories, but that's just a different standard in entertainment between now and 100 years ago. Of course, this is just based on a 2-minute trailer; the movie might be completely different. Still, I'm excited.
Shaphron

I was under the impression that there were not instances were Holmes jumps out of a window to get away from gun toting bad guys. I thought it was more of a case of intelliogent detective work, not getting into a ring and hitting another guy. Yes, he was eccentric, but I don't think he was supposed to be an "action man".

I will, however, probably enjoy the film. I don't really like the originaly Sherlock Holmes stories, and I do like Robert Downey Jr, and who knows, they may well have gone whole hog and put vampires in it, instead of him having to prove it's not them. So I'll happily watch.

NB Being a Geek doesn't automatically mean you like everything another Geek likes. You should not turn around and say things like

Gileh wrote:
And you call yourself a geek...


Just because someone disagrees with you. The Masks are more arty than geeky, and you were dispariging when I tried to point this out. I wasn't even rude.
dedindahed

[HUMOUR]

Gileh wrote:
Shaphron wrote:
I don't see how they owuld make me feel "funny in my tummy". Sorry.  Smile


And you call yourself a geek...

Wait, you do call yourself a geek, don't you?

Hmm perhaps the stated objective of this thread should be 'to paraphilias what paraphilias are to normal people".
Embrace the weird thoughts
Flow with the go.


[/HUMOUR]
dedindahed

my current geekgasm is the customisable lego dice that come with the new range of lego board games

Gileh

Ahem yes

What dedindahed sed.

But still, apologies to Shaphron.
Gileh

Torchwood-Torchwood-Torchwood

Eeeet is sooooooooo gooood


http://bbc.co.uk/i/ln5cv/


Look the beeb has even created their own version of tinyurls to help promote it


Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Haskeer

omg those dice look amazing. well done dave!

the sherlock film looks quality. robert downy juniour is a top class actor and guy richie is one of my favourate directors. Snatch and layer cake are possibly two of the greatest films ever made. hopefully this will be up their with them.

If you want to know how good downey is all you need to do is look at his performance in tropic thunder. Epic just about sums it up!
Gileh

Rail gun test shot



Flames are the air exploding due to the heat of the magnetic coils and the friction of the speed of the (3.5 kg) shell.

If cannon shots are a popular visual metaphor for popping your load, this would be the future version. Which, if I had one, would make my cervix wince.
Gileh

KABOOOOM!!!!

http://www.environmentalgraffiti..../volcanoes-versus-lightning/10282

Kamikazegerbil

Oooh. Funky stuff. Well unless you live near it I guess...
Gileh

Beats standing over a subway airflow:

http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archi...07/16/jet-buzzes-tower-block.aspx
Gileh

http://ollymoss.com/films.html

Gileh

Miss Piggy. Somewhere between totally awesome and very wrong

http://www.feministing.com/archives/017563.html
Gileh

so true

http://therealkatiewest.tumblr.co...resby-dear-comic-books-my-redhead
Gileh

Nightmare Fuel?

http://www.environmentalgraffiti....toys-reformed-grotesque-art/17929
Gileh

Craaaaaaaave

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Lego-Ligh...ds&qid=1268407102&sr=1-15
Gileh

Steampunk,black powder age megatron!

http://www.sector70.com/forum/pho...umid=402&apage=1&asort=1#
Gileh

brought to you with incredible jealousy

http://www.flickr.com/photos/raid...5189874/in/set-72157622769280239/

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