[Shaphron]

Hey all,

Could I please beg a lift off someone, anyone, who is willing to take me from my home to a tesco (preferably chester or broughton, as they are larger, and probably sell mobile phones) either sat, sun, or monday. I have in my posession a voucher which will give me £20 off purchasing a new phone, of which I am in dire need. The person who helps will be given great thanks, and possibly cake.

Shell

[Tess]

hmmmm, is that POSSIBLY cake or DEFINATELY cake? I think the distinction could be important...

[Kamikazegerbil]

This is the internet so as always the cake is a lie.

Disclaimer: Cake may or may not be a lie.

[Shaphron]

I *was* singing still alive at the time of writing, so I hadn't decided whether to make the cake a lie or not. If cake is demanded, however, cake could be provided.