[Tess]

Young Jimmy Mc Josh has decided to arrange a practice for this weekend but it seems has chosen to only tell me (no, not ask as it IS at mine, just tell!) so for any of you who are feeling rusty get your selves and your big foam weapons down to the meadow at the back for some time not too long after lunch.
I will aim to be awake.
I may miss.

Tess
x

[Jimmy]

Thats a lie and you know it, word twister!  

The only bits of truth in there is that it is this saturday shortly after lunch at yours.

I have informed others and I asked you if you wouldn't mind. Tsk some people!

I suppose the other truth is that you may be asleep...

[Tess]

Ah it only happened the once, and I think I had a good excuse  :s